Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...