Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...