George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!