Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...