Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...