Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Results of damage testing
|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...