Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...