Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...