How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Efficiency
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Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...