Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...