Encyclopaedia Britannica
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Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...