OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...