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An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...