This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...