Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...