Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...