What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
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How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
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So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
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What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery…
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...