Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...