WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
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Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
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A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...