The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...