Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!