Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.