Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...