What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Who was drinking more?
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Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Celebrating an event
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Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
May I speak to the conductor
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The amazing conductor
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