Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...