The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...