There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...