Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.