My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
The boss tells some jokes
|The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...