fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
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Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
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Yo mama in an elevator
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What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
OLD NEVER DIES 11
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Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!