Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...