What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...