60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
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Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
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Newly issued alcohol warnings
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Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...