Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
50 facts about Men
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Save a drowning mouse
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A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...