Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink