A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
A dubious remedy
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...