Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
A Negro was travelling in china…
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01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Great Tips and Suggestions
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My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
If Radio Shack made toasters…
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Blonde House Fire
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