He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Illiterate?
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Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...