Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...