What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...