If Operating Systems Were Beers
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Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
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A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!