The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...