Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...