The Tearful Bride…
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In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
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You can’t bring that dog in this bar
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How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Wrong ISP
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Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...