Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...