Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...