Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...