Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...