Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...