Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...