Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...