Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...