Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...